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Takeoischi 

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Die beste Meme Seite des ganzen Internets, gegründet von der Jodel Legende Takeo Ischi. Neun von Zehn meme seiten Experten sagen das Takeoischi besser als Brobertsshitshow ist.
Hey hast du von Takeoischi gehört? Der Account ist so witzig, dass ich mir einen frischen Penis genehmigen muss.
Takeoischi by Takeoischi June 10, 2020
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Takemichi 

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man with a big ass cake
Stan takemichi for clear skin
Takemichi by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Takeoischi • Takemichi • Takemitchizy • takemichihotbussy • takemichiimmastealyogirl • tadeo's chilon • Take it Chill

Takemichi 

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Takemichi is a 26-year-old unemployed virgin who learns that the girl he dated in middle school—the only girl he ever dated—has died.
Why do people say Takemichi is a shit mc. He aint goku bruh
Takemichi by TheGalaxyMine July 26, 2021
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takemichihotbussy 

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The leader of the busi fandom and is really smart and cool
I Stan takemichihotbussy
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Takemichi 

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A time traveler that does not give up. He would do anything to save his girlfriend and friends. He is apart of Toman, a gang. In the manga, he is the leader of the Black Dragons, member of Brahman, Leader of Tokyo Manji Gang. Anybody who kins Takemichi is a green flag.
Person : Who do you like in Tokyo Revengers?
You : Hanagaki Takemichi

Person : omg wanna be my gf/bf??
Takemichi by cl4r1ce November 11, 2022
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Takemitchizy 

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THE SEXIEST MF ALIVEEE 💯💯😂😂
Bro did u know takemitchizy was the sexiest mf alive??? i wish i was them...
Takemitchizy by syd.00.1 April 20, 2022
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takemichiimmastealyogirl 

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takemichiimmastealyogirl is very very very amazing
takemichiimmastealyogirl is like my best friend theyre so cool !! by ur favorite fuyussgf
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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