take a ride

A job-related punishment or reprisal that is not illegal or discriminatory. Frequently applied to situations where the employee has not met the employer's subjective expectations of exercising discretion or judgement, but was not exactly wrong, either. Usually within employers who cover a large territory with physical outposts, this involves examining an employee's residence and reassigning the employee as far away as possible to make commuting distance costly, time consuming, and prohibitive, ultimately with the goals of: 1) behavior modification; 2) moving the employee away from the supervisor's area of responsibility; and/or 3) forcing the employee out of the organization because of possible hardships and expenses involved in the commute.

The captain called the trooper into his office and told him he would need to "take a ride" for writing the governor's mother a ticket.

by Hot East April 16, 2012

Take a ride on my big green tractor

A dirty was of saying that the Male would rather let the woman ride him then go and dance

Instead of dancing would you rather take a ride on my big green tractor.

by 7thgrademiddleschooler November 11, 2020

Take a plane ride.

A clever way of saying you're going to get high.

JOE: Yo you wanna go to class today?
MOE: Nah I cant, I have to take a plane ride.
JOE: Nice! Where you going?
MOE: Cloud 9

weedsmokingpotplaneridehighstonedbakedmarijuanagetting high

by RYMANtheFRYMAN May 6, 2011

Take a Jeep Ride

To go off-roading while receiving a handjob, using the bumps on the road to create the hand motion

Hey, you wanna take a Jeep ride? Just make sure to bring an extra pair of pants, in case things get sticky

by ByGeorge April 29, 2021

take it to a parade and let it ride on your shouders

A term used to describe a love or endearment towards someone or something.

"take it to a parade and let it ride on your shouders"

Popularized by a McDonalds commercial where two individuals go back and forth with personifying statments describing acts of endearment and special moments in order prove that the other one loves a sandwich.

As in...

Person 1: "Do you know how I know that you love that sandwich so much? Because I know you would take it to a parade and let it ride on your shoulders."

Person Two: "Oh Yeah? Do you know how I know that you love that sandwich so much? Because ..."

by Worldwide November 8, 2006