Take a jizz 

A term to use for masturbating.

I have to go take a jizz.

Take a jizz by Joseph smith123 December 14, 2017

take a jizz 

1) Drop a load of baby batter
2) shoot some spooge out the wanker

Your ol’ lady gave me blue balls, I really need to take a jizz

My ol’ lady caught me jerking off, so I had to stop, now I got blue balls and I really need to take a jizz

take a jizz by KaySee101 October 26, 2017

Take a jizz for my wizz 

Another way of saying"i need to pee"

Yo man i really gots to take a jizz for my wizz

Take a jizz for my wizz by MarvelosityReigns November 7, 2009