Take a piss
Take a piss by Felix Tue Visiyu September 14, 2008
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Take a piss
When a person (or group of people) is pissed off and they need to “take a piss” to get it out of their system.
You were a dickhead and now your best friend Is mad at you..
“Larry, you dickhead!”
“Alright, Ron, take a piss and calm down”
Or
In a heated situation in which everyone is angry ...
“Everyone take a piss and let’s resolve this.”
“Larry, you dickhead!”
“Alright, Ron, take a piss and calm down”
Or
In a heated situation in which everyone is angry ...
“Everyone take a piss and let’s resolve this.”
Take a piss by greenpoopyfrootloopy123 May 4, 2019
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FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS
When you have to take a piss and you have to say it out loud. It mostly is said when your having sex It interrupts a crowd and makes some fucktards laugh
FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS by Boomfuckalacka November 17, 2019
trying to take a shit without pissing
(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.
You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.
trying to take a shit without pissing by Dwebbie Appleton May 31, 2009
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