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Taft Highschool 

1)HELL

2)Aka: Satans lair

3)A high school which is run by the devil himself. An unfortunate group of +- 300 students are enslaved each year and forced to cope with non-stop bitching and prepubescent adults with severe ego issues

4) A building that has been filled to the brim with arrogant, rich, anorexic, slutty, conceited, pot-smoking individuals who believe they have a future in this world when in fact, most of them do not. And most of them wear preppy clothes, such as Abercrombie or Hollister and consider themselves to be wealthy. These students then harass and pick on the more unique individuals, who complain to the staff, and guess what? Nothing is done about it.

5)A school with some of the most painfully inept teachers and staff who don't give a damn about students harassing each other or wearing slutty clothing since Minotti left the building.
Mike: So what school do you go to?
Rick: Taft Highschool
Mike: Say hi to Satan for me
Taft Highschool by NSYNCRW2 August 6, 2011
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Taft Highschool 

noun; a school for the wannabe gangbangers, rappers, drug dealers, and pedos. Parents let kids go as opposed to the insane asylum. And security guards are real discord mods and don’t give 2 shits unless you steal the toilets
Person A: How’s high school?
Person B: Pretty weird, I go to Taft Highschool
Taft Highschool by Fomatron November 4, 2021

Taft High School

noun; a school for wannabe gangbangers, dropouts, drug addicts, and hoes. your parents only let you go there because of the IB program. lit ass hoco though. OH and also the security guards stay sniffing you out for any drugs with the metal detectors up all the time.
Person A: hey, what school do you go to?
Person B: no where special, just Taft High School.
Taft High School by nahfamimanon September 17, 2019

Taft High School

The best and worst school in Chicago. There’s no rules here and the freshman academy gets so lit. Varsity campus too tho. Fire hoco. Imdontai reacted to a video from it.
random: “what school do you go to”
me: “taft high school”
them: “ew” *blocks*
Taft High School by icantsay November 11, 2021

William Howard Taft Charter High School

A Los Angeles high school that first opened in 1960, named after president William Howard Taft. It is another one of LAUSD's massive failures of an establishment that I will unfortunately have to attend for the next four years of my adolescence.
I have severe depression and anxiety because I go to William Howard Taft Charter High School.
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