Taelani

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Lovely as cool summer breeze, Angelic when shes sleeping, funny, but a trickster at times, whines when she doesn't get her way. Very spoiled, gets attention from everyone she meets because she is so cute. most boys won't talk to her because she is so dang mean, but they secretly wish that she was theirs.

Her name must be Taelani.

Taelani by MRW123456789 March 9, 2011

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Talani

Talani is usually a beautiful girl with big brown eyes. She's a sweetheart and put other needs before hers. Everyone who comes in contact with her, usually falls in love,but don't take her kindness for a weakness. Talani has a heart of a lion. She's brave and outspoken. When she feel, she's under attack, she'll go to war for what's hers.

Talani was named "Highly Favored" in high school

Talani by QUEEN.BEE July 31, 2015

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taylani

The most random name you will ever see. Has a 0.000003% commonality in the U.S. Basically a rare pepe in real life

Stranger: Yo, do you know Taylani?
Me: Bro, who?

taylani by dan-is-falling-off-chairs December 19, 2016

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talanie

Talanie is the most beautiful and caring person in the world, she is loyal to her friends and family and she always helping others, she helps them feel good when they are sad. Talanie is the most fun loving girl you'll ever meet

Wow that girl is like a talanie

talanie by Evie frye August 27, 2017

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thelanie

Thelanie is a girl with blonde or brown hair. They are normally sweet and kind, they are a great friend and sometimes act a bit dumb. They give good advice but sometimes need advice from their friends.

She was so sweet.. she is probably a thelanie

thelanie by unicornsandmagic November 5, 2015

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taelan

An extremely hot boy that I lowkey crushing on a girl hard right now but if afraid to tell her. Taelan is a blonde boy with a big heart and loved by many

Taelan is crushing on me!

taelan by Smugglejub April 20, 2018

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Telani

A super cool dude who's great at being old, Beat Saber, and jokes about the former two things.

Man, that guy is a true Telani.

Telani by insulin_owl March 4, 2020

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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