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Tropical Storm Taco Orgasim 

When you put olive oil on a flour tortilla, wrap it around your penis and go outside in a 40 mph ttropical storm wind and turn sideways to the wind. The wind will cause the tortilla to spin fast around your cock creating a Tropical Storm Taco Orgasim. If u do not orgasim you can go inside to your better half still wrapped. Your better half can then give you a Taco blowjob.
Hey Chickenbag and Jerrycurl, we got a break, the hurricane was downgraded to a tropical storm. Lets get the olive oil and flour tortillas , go outside and get a Tropical Storm Taco Orgasim!

post taco stomach disorder 

Bro! Dinner got me, I'm not going to make it to the party. I think I'm suffering from post taco stomach disorder(ptsd).

Stormy Taco

1. Being on your period
2. Having a yeast infection
3. Bacterial Vaginosis
4. Trichomoniasis
5. Herpes/HSV2
6. Crabs
7. Chlamydia
8. Gonorrhea

9. HIV/ AIDs
10. Or just a good old case of ugly pussy.

"Hey man, did you hit that last night?"
"Nah bro, that bitch had a fucking Stormy Taco!!!!"
Stormy Taco by Oracular11 January 3, 2015