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Breaking a gargantuan goal into easy to understand steps that people with average intelligence can understand.
"Hey, I don't know how to change the oil of my car. Can you taskify it?"
"Sure. Step 1: open the trunk and check the oil level with the dipstick."
"Umm ... I don't know if my Tesla has all that."
"You can't be helped."
taskify by Shark Abu June 29, 2018

tackification 

Something that stays sticky for a long time, so when something touches it later, it sticks to it as well.
When you have a hollow spot under a floor, you stop on the bubble a week later and it sticks down because it has tackification.
tackification by skip dog August 23, 2010

Anti-jewzard-tactifying 

The act of stopping jew wizard's tactics proliferation
Wow this is such an anti-jewzard-tactifying action

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026