Table topping 

When you have no wife so you shove your chode into the umbrella hole in a picnic table then let the bug crawl up your wiener hole and impregnate a fox. You must be a 40 year old pedofile to complete this majestic and stimulising act.

"Come on boys let's go table topping at the local pub beer garden"

Table topping by Lickymcfuckfox May 27, 2018

Table-topping

Sexual position. Starting off in doggy-style, an overweight male takes his partner from behind and rests his gut on top of her back, like placing an object on a table. Lubrication may be added if desired.

Mate i table-topping the shit out of that bird last night....she took it like a bitch.

Table-topping by ROFLMFAO2009 August 23, 2009

hardcore tabletopping 

To have sex on a public or personal table where food may be served.

"Did you see the skid marks on the picnic table at the park?"
"My parents went hardcore tabletopping last night at the park.."
"Thas nasty."

hardcore tabletopping by Anton Jacobb April 11, 2015

tabletopping 

The act of playing a tabletop role playing game or similar game.

When are we tabletopping at Bill's? We've got a dragon to slay.

tabletopping by Nick E. December 8, 2006

Tabletopping

When you run into someone's low torso to leg region so they flip like a table.

Me and John were playing hockey, and I tabletopped him. Had to take him to the hospital for a concussion since we didn't have any helmets or safety gear. Bro was in a week long coma. Thank goodness he woke up, because I did NOT want to pay any funeral expenses. What were we talking about? Oh yeah, tabletopping.

Tabletopping by ozarka1 January 9, 2026