When you run into someone's low torso to leg region so they flip like a table.
Me and John were playing hockey, and I tabletopped him. Had to take him to the hospital for a concussion since we didn't have any helmets or safety gear. Bro was in a week long coma. Thank goodness he woke up, because I did NOT want to pay any funeral expenses. What were we talking about? Oh yeah, tabletopping.
Sexual position. Starting off in doggy-style, an overweight male takes his partner from behind and rests his gut on top of her back, like placing an object on a table. Lubrication may be added if desired.
Mate i table-topping the shit out of that bird last night....she took it like a bitch.
When you have no wife so you shove your chode into the umbrella hole in a picnic table then let the bug crawl up your wiener hole and impregnate a fox. You must be a 40 year old pedofile to complete this majestic and stimulising act.
"Come on boys let's go table topping at the local pub beer garden"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'