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Table Shark

A server that will do their best to get as many tables as possible. This may be by seating themselves, taking over tables, changing rotation, etc. They want all the business to themselves.
I haven't made any money, Brenda's being a table shark and making all the tips!
by Yu-Gi-Oh Cardi B January 2, 2022
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table shark

1: A pet dog or cat that stays near or under the table, kitchen sink, and or kitchen counter while food is being prepared or eaten in the hopes that some will fall and they can eat it.
2: A very skilled gambler with an aggressive play style
That guy at corner of table four is a table shark. They have been winning the majority of the matches they have entered regardless of who they are playing.
by Vanguard 1998 March 17, 2021
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Shark Tale

A Dreamworks movie about a fish who tries to look hip and trendy, but is actually a homeless boy from a car wash. He kills a shark from a gang and then gets screwed over with a female fish. Also a shark (vegetarian) starts living with him. Also has the BEST and CRISPIEST animation on our planet Earth.
Person 1: Ay yo you seen Shark Tale
Person 2: No why?
Person 1: The animation is beautiful

Person 2: No
by Gay Meerkat July 17, 2018
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shark tale

A ridiculously fictitious telling of a story. Usually told by a g sherm of some sort. the telling of this story must occur in the least sensible of all possible settings and must annoy the listener(s) beyond all sanity. a shark tale would could be something like: "This Italian dude I chill with back home was surfing once, and he got eaten by a shark. The thing swallowed him whole up to his waist so he pulled on its gills and it spit him back out."
Oh man, that g sherm just told me the biggest shark tale. What a stupid little g sherm
by bwaller December 9, 2008
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Shark Tale

An amazing film made by Dreamworks. It follows the epic and true saga of Will Smith fish. It has top notch animation and has amazing characters. Martin Scorsese even plays one of the characters
“You wanna watch Shark Tale-“
“WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!”
by writer Dino August 31, 2022
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