Table Beer 

A single beer your table orders to split even though you had all finished your drinks and got the check but that one jackass friend who is late to everything actually showed up, got a full beer, and sat down.

He's seriously getting a beer? Fuck, looks like everyone's getting a fifth of a table beer tonight.

Table Beer by Mr. Jamen, Esq. October 22, 2011

Table Beers 

Abandoned or unattended moderately consumed beers sitting on a table in a pub that one consumes to makes for a cheap night out, though usually results in herpies or the odd roofie. There is a fabled fraternity that lives by this...

One could even gather a few table beers and pour into one glass for a more rich and full filling taste..
Goes very well with the shoey.

“Hey cunt your shout!”
“I’m broke...table beers?”
“Fuck oath! “

Table Beers by AlcoholFueledBrewtality August 10, 2018

Beer Pong Tables

Beer pong table is one of two things. You can use a regular old table to play the world wide known game beer pong. Or you can play on one of the finest beer pong tables in the world from http://www.propongtables.com

I heard that pro pong Beer Pong Tables are the finest Pong Tables around

Beer Pong Tables by Pro Pong Tables October 26, 2008

tablebear 

A very weird awkward man. Must be a male to be one. He is the one to always say the dumb puns and jokes such as knock knock jokes.

Mike is so weird, he always says the stupidest things, he's such a tablebear.

tablebear by Eilah234 January 24, 2017