A fun driving
game. It involves being a
short to moderate drive away from home or your destination (30-45 minutes,
45-60 if you want to play at a higher difficulty), taking a
tab of LSD and then driving to your destination.
The objectives of the
game are
1. To make it home before the acid kicks.
2. To leave as little time between arriving home and feeling the
tab as possible. If you start tripping the second you get out of the car you have pitched a perfect
game.
This can be done with mushrooms, MDMA,
DXM, pills or even DMT (if you live super close).
There are multiple tactics that you can use for racing the
tab. You can speed which will likely get you there sooner, but also increases the chances of a traffic stop which is (obviously) bad news. Some people like to drive 5-10mph under the speed limit which will make you less likely to be pulled over, but more likely to start tripping behind the wheel. The best method in my opinion is to find a happy medium here.
1:
Dion: Bro I got us some primo orange gold
flake gelatin LSD to take at the theater!
Dan: Holy
shit, dope!
Dion: The only problem is that it takes
like an hour to hit. So the movie will be halfway over by the time we feel it.
Dan: Dude let’s race the tab and take it right before we leave, that way we it kicks in right when Toy Story 3 is starting!
2:
Gino: Bro, yesterday was sus. I got pulled over on my way back from Electric Forest with two tabs of leftover blotter on me! I had to race the tab and made it home literally 30 seconds before I started to trip!
Dan: Holy
shit, a perfect
game! Good thing you didn’t get pulled over on your way to Electric Forest huh?
