Trust me

Don't trust me.

Friend 1: "how are you going to turn that corner going this fast?"
Friend 2: "trust me, I've done this before."

by iidesune November 30, 2020

trust me

They say u should never trust someone that says "trust me",,... so do you trust the guy that says "Dont trust me"??

Dude says:Hey man, you can trust me,

You say: sorry man your just to trustfull sounding,but u did cook a nice steak tonight, this BBQ is slammin, this is the best BBQ ive ever been to, trust me..

by iamcorey May 22, 2010

Trust Me

What you say when you have no idea, but are looking for entertainment

JP: "Yeah, the ground looks good, you won't get bogged. Trust me."

by stirfriedemu July 18, 2011

trust me

Most reliable source of information more than Wikipedia and other things

Jon : Tarzan was verging before meeting Jane.
Jon : source ?
Jon : trust me

by ElsonHawkings May 11, 2018

Trust Me

Sounds good right...WRONG! The definition of trust me is "FUCK YOU!"

I think this started when Bush came in office...not sure though. I'm sure ken lay was invovled.

"So these are good stocks?"

"Yea Jim, WorldCom is great, trust me!"

by Jayme May 9, 2004

Trust Me

What your friend says before he invests all of of your money into a scam crypto currency.

You : hey are sure it's a good idea to invest that much into that randomTwitch Streamers currency?

Friend : of course it is dumbass! TRUST ME.

by Random Loser321 May 10, 2022

Trust Me

The last thing you'll ever here out of the greatest titan to ever walk the frontier

Boy 1: Hey have you played that new shooter game Titanfall 2?
Boy 2: yeah, the last thing I heard before crying was "Trust Me"

by titanfalljunkie September 8, 2022