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TOVAE
A very complicated and intricate company formed by three-posse kids codenamed “T”, “O”, and “V”. Together they create the group of TOVAE. The company originally started as “T”, “O”, “V” Against Eric, but due to recent improvements in the quality of the company, it can also be Against Everybody, or Everyone, if you prefer.
In this massive yet inconspicuous company, there are multiple divisions. There is the LeStalkers division, which is in charge of R&D (research and development). Like the nickname suggests, two members usually stalk unwary classmates to find information that can be exploited and used to destroy that fellow peer.
There is also the Inside Looters division, which is in charge of delivering and distributing different newsletter, informing classmates about hackings, crushes, secrets, locker combos, and the sort.
Currently, there is one more division, the HP.
HP stands for Hate Projects, which are assignments that all the members of TOVAE engage in, for it is used to hurt others.
What is TOVAE PRODUCTIONS’ line of work anyway, you ask?
I’m not entirely sure, but you can be sure it falls under the categories of extortion, seizing, interrogation, stalking, stealing, etc.
TOVAE PRODUCTIONS is a registered trademark of Analgesic Productions, Inc.
©2004 Analgesic Productions. All rights reserved. LeStalkers, Inside Looters®, Insider’s Report®, HP®, TOVAE®, TOVAE PRODUCTIONS®, and ANALGESIC PRODUCTIONS INC.® are either registered trademarks or trademarks of Analgesic Productions in Canada and/or other countries.
Inside Looters®:
“We know where you live…:D”™
HP®:
”Hate is the best motivation.”™
TOVAE PRODUCTIONS®:
“We create pain, for pleasure.”™
In this massive yet inconspicuous company, there are multiple divisions. There is the LeStalkers division, which is in charge of R&D (research and development). Like the nickname suggests, two members usually stalk unwary classmates to find information that can be exploited and used to destroy that fellow peer.
There is also the Inside Looters division, which is in charge of delivering and distributing different newsletter, informing classmates about hackings, crushes, secrets, locker combos, and the sort.
Currently, there is one more division, the HP.
HP stands for Hate Projects, which are assignments that all the members of TOVAE engage in, for it is used to hurt others.
What is TOVAE PRODUCTIONS’ line of work anyway, you ask?
I’m not entirely sure, but you can be sure it falls under the categories of extortion, seizing, interrogation, stalking, stealing, etc.
TOVAE PRODUCTIONS is a registered trademark of Analgesic Productions, Inc.
©2004 Analgesic Productions. All rights reserved. LeStalkers, Inside Looters®, Insider’s Report®, HP®, TOVAE®, TOVAE PRODUCTIONS®, and ANALGESIC PRODUCTIONS INC.® are either registered trademarks or trademarks of Analgesic Productions in Canada and/or other countries.
Inside Looters®:
“We know where you live…:D”™
HP®:
”Hate is the best motivation.”™
TOVAE PRODUCTIONS®:
“We create pain, for pleasure.”™
"Dude, have you got the latest on HP?"
"No, is it good?"
"Man, you haven't lived till you hate someone!"
"No, is it good?"
"Man, you haven't lived till you hate someone!"
TOVAE by Solstice Wolfkin aka "T" December 11, 2004
tovarish
tove lo
A very hot and sexy woman names Tove Lo, if you don't know her fuckin looker her up. She's a 1000/10. Hot af, cool, nice, amazing, great music, sexy af, would totally do her if I could, and the list goes on!! Look her up if you don't believe me, you probs at least know her, she wrote "Stay High(Habits)" and "Talking Body" both great top 100 hit songs.
tove lo by Tovelo'sbitch March 14, 2017
Tova
The most amazing, awesome, kind, talented, beautiful, attractive, modest and overall perfect girl in the multiverse.
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