touch some grass

something you say when somebody is acting disconnected from the real-life world

"I really want that fish from finding nemo to rail me."
"go outside and touch some grass, disgusting fiend"

touch some grass by slightlyqueerreindeer May 22, 2021

touch some grass

A phrase said to someone who has been inside and on their phone for too long and needs to get back in touch with reality.

Person 1: Hey, did you see the TikTok I tagged you in?
Person 2: The one where people were talking about which NUMBER they would let rail them?!?!
P1: Ya! I would let 4 hit it, ngl.
P2: OUTSIDE. NOW. You need to fucking touch some grass.

touch some grass by erin.sharkey April 14, 2021

Touch some Grass

Something that Genshin Impact players never do

Person: go touch some grass
Genshin impact player: wtf is that

Touch some Grass by A Québecois December 6, 2021

touch some grass

something you say to someone when they need to come back down to earth. some similar sayings are come back down to earth , go outside , etc.

Mark: My life is so hard

Juby: Sir please go and touch some grass

touch some grass by nickifan5ever February 3, 2021

Touch Some Grass

A command people use on toxic people when they go too far, which is basically asking the toxic person to go in nature for a while.

Person 1: UR sO BAD LOL XD ROFLMAO YOur OpInion SUX
Person 2: Geez, calm down, go touch some grass.

Touch Some Grass by Based Cow November 18, 2021

Touch some grass

To smoke weed.

“Hey did you know Thomas doesn’t know what to touch some grass means”
“Wow what a poo poo head”

Touch some grass by Gobe29 April 24, 2021

go touch some grass 

An expression used to tell someone to take off their rose coloured glasses, restrain their lustful urges and get control of their hormones.

Person 1: oh my gosh have you seen how sexy my crush is in his last post? God I’d love to suck those little toes of his and have his children 😍

Person 2: AYO WHAT? That was way outta pocket fam, go touch some grass and take a breather.

go touch some grass by Max Frampton December 13, 2021