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TOASTKING

Literally me. I named myself this because I insult people.
I AM THE TOASTKING
by TOASTKING ☑️ July 28, 2023
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Toasting the Pope

A verbal reflection of having just cut a loud, crisp, healthy fart.
As Dingdong and Sammy the Scab walked down Main St., Dingdong was heard to emit a loud crack from his anus. Dingdong was quoted as saying: 'Ahhhh, just toasting the pope....!'
by Big Ed Moustapha August 12, 2009
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Zero Tasking

The act of doing exactly ZERO tasks simultaneously.
Thanks Joe, let me call you back, I am busy zero tasking.
by TRLive August 25, 2010
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Tasking

1. To provide difficulty to ones computer to the point where it is running at full capacity.

2. To complete consecutive tasks or quests in an online game to power level or just to complete.
I. Crisis 2 on max settings is really tasking my computer...

II. Was tasking all night to get to level 80, I don't even think I slept!
by Wreckard July 1, 2014
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SLU Multi-tasking

When an alcoholic male decides that while he drinks he likes to accomplish other tasks such as watching porn, facebooking females and blasting music. This 230 lb male will set up shop with three computers and two 24-packs of Keystone Light. The first computer is for porn and thus is placed directly in front of the male, the second computer, which is to his right, is for facebook and the third computer, which is to his left, is for music (most likely Lady Gaga mixed in with 3 straight power hours).
Note: this event takes place in the RA's room and once completed a pizza delivery (the act of stciking for dick into a pizza box and opening up the flop once the customer answers the door) occurs at the neighboring dorms.
Hamilton: Yo man what you trying to get into tonight?
Poopy: Fuck bro im trying to drink!
Hamilton: I feel ya but I'm on duty and I got mad homework to do.
Poopy: You mind if I use your room to booze since my tv and computer are already up there....I think I'm going to partake in some SLU Multi-tasking.
Hamilton: O god, just don't blow a load on my desk

3 Hours Later
Hamilton & Frankfurt: Wow dude you look fucked up!
Poopy: I'M HAMMERED! I jacked off twice already and pissed off 10 girls on facebook cause I told 'em I hate school and I play on the Lax team.
Hamilton & Frankfurt: You have some fucking issues man!
Poopy: Yo that's fucked up bro! I can't wait to do the pizza delivery later to Johnny!
Hamilton: Yo man what you trying to get into tonight?
Poopy: Fuck bro im trying to drink!
Hamilton: I feel ya but I'm on duty and I got mad homework to do.
Poopy: You mind if I use your room to booze since my tv and computer are already up there....I think I'm going to partake in some SLU Multi-tasking.
Hamilton: O god, just don't blow a load on my desk

3 Hours Later
Hamilton & Frankfurt: Wow dude you look fucked up!
Poopy: I'M HAMMERED! I jacked off twice already and pissed off 10 girls on facebook cause I told 'em I hate school and I play on the Lax team.
Hamilton & Frankfurt: You have some fucking issues man!
Poopy: Yo that's fucked up bro! I can't wait to do the pizza delivery later to Johnny!
by SLUStreetRunner May 24, 2011
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French Toasting

Sneaking off to a private location with a significant other to rub each other off. It is a great code word.
BF : I'm in the mood for some french toasting!
GF : You know, I am too! Let's go!
Mom : Go and get some then!
BF & GF : We will be back in a little bit!
by sockbanana January 31, 2016
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It's tasting time!

The catchphrase of Dento, a fabulous character from the series Pokemon Best Wishes.

The word "tasting" in "It's tasting time" can also be substituted for many words, such as "fishing" or "detective".
Random guy: Let's battle!
Dento: It's tasting time!
Fangirls: Kyaaaaaa~
by Epic-Inferno April 22, 2012
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