by DocGonzo October 08, 2002

The T.M.I scale was implemented long ago to assure that each and every American could accurately measure their junk.

Straight-forward measurements of a penis size don't really matter. What does matter is:

(Length x Diameter) + (Weight/Girth) all divided by the angle of the tip squared.

This formula gives you the adjusted penis size or T.M.I

The national average of an adjusted penis size is currently 1.5 inches.

However, there has been much dispute as to the correct formula for calculating adjusted penis size. Doctor of sexuality and behaviour, Rebecca Turnade believes the formula to be:

(Length x Girth / Angle of shaft) / (Mass / Width).

This formula has since been the 100% proven accurate formula.

Recent studies have shown there to be a direct correlation between anger and T.M.I

Anger = (Length x Width / Mass ^2 - Shaft Angle) + YAW

Straight-forward measurements of a penis size don't really matter. What does matter is:

(Length x Diameter) + (Weight/Girth) all divided by the angle of the tip squared.

This formula gives you the adjusted penis size or T.M.I

The national average of an adjusted penis size is currently 1.5 inches.

However, there has been much dispute as to the correct formula for calculating adjusted penis size. Doctor of sexuality and behaviour, Rebecca Turnade believes the formula to be:

(Length x Girth / Angle of shaft) / (Mass / Width).

This formula has since been the 100% proven accurate formula.

Recent studies have shown there to be a direct correlation between anger and T.M.I

Anger = (Length x Width / Mass ^2 - Shaft Angle) + YAW

Randy has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length

Its angle is 32 degrees

Its flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter

His balls are 7cm from the base

Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4cm to penis right, and its dead weight is 4.5kg

Randy has an adjusted penis size of 6.3 inches. Randy's length is 4.4 inches but his T.M.I (adjusted length) is 6.3

Its angle is 32 degrees

Its flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter

His balls are 7cm from the base

Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4cm to penis right, and its dead weight is 4.5kg

Randy has an adjusted penis size of 6.3 inches. Randy's length is 4.4 inches but his T.M.I (adjusted length) is 6.3

by Miklosh May 22, 2011

Matt: I'm pooping, call or text when you get here and I'll run down.

Matt's wife: TMI, you sick fuck.

Matt's wife: TMI, you sick fuck.

by SwiftyDefines April 07, 2015

by ravenmacoy August 13, 2009

When ailing Mr.Guzbukket attempted to fill his fragile daughter-in-law in on the details of his recent bowel movement, she ran from the room screaming, "T.M.I.! T.M.I.!"

by D.DeMuth October 30, 2007

I told the Nurse I was very shriveled from the cold operating room and that she could have a tough time getting my penis into the portable urinal. Her reply was TOO MUCH INFORMATION.

by relieved December 15, 2003

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