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Have few friends yet still get ridiculous amounts of poon even if it only from BBW's
Dude heather just got TJ'D
TJ'D by Theodere Jackson April 18, 2008

W.Wn't.J.D. 

Similar to W.W.J.D. (What Would Jesus Do)
What WOULDN'T Jesus Do
I was going to cancel my trip to Las Vegas and then I remembered "W.Wn't.J.D."
W.Wn't.J.D. by Gilligan Bane August 15, 2009
The feeling of regret or dismay after jacking off to someone or something you are not proud of.
Jamal - “Yo Danny Devito how you feeling?”

Danny- “Sad, just got P.T.J.D from watching nugget porn”
P.T.J.D by Jaccauley April 29, 2019

Dirty Tj Donkey Queen 

A female who performs as the star in the "Donkey Show" made famous in Tijuana.
Guy 1: Man, Have you seen Amanda perform?

Guy 2: No, why?

Guy 1: She seriously take a donkey like a champ! She's the best dirty tj donkey queen I have ever seen!

Guy 2: Well, she, let's go party in Tijuana tonight so I can see for myself!

National Abuse TJ Day 

Every friday everyone is legally allowed to beat up TJ.
Hey its Friday!
No, Its national abuse TJ Day!

TJ Shagging Disease 

When someone gets fucked so hard they develop what is called the TJ Shagging Disease, biggest symptom is wrinkles
Girl 1: What happend to claire?
Girl 2: She caught the Tj shagging disease
TJ Shagging Disease by mattyj123 January 11, 2012
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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