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My friend tried to seal the deal with this girl but got TJ'd
TJ'd by Raaavvvveeen April 8, 2016
Words you can keep
Have few friends yet still get ridiculous amounts of poon even if it only from BBW's
Dude heather just got TJ'D
TJ'D by Theodere Jackson April 18, 2008

W.Wn't.J.D. 

Similar to W.W.J.D. (What Would Jesus Do)
What WOULDN'T Jesus Do
I was going to cancel my trip to Las Vegas and then I remembered "W.Wn't.J.D."
W.Wn't.J.D. by Gilligan Bane August 15, 2009
The feeling of regret or dismay after jacking off to someone or something you are not proud of.
Jamal - “Yo Danny Devito how you feeling?”

Danny- “Sad, just got P.T.J.D from watching nugget porn”
P.T.J.D by Jaccauley April 29, 2019

Dirty Tj Donkey Queen 

A female who performs as the star in the "Donkey Show" made famous in Tijuana.
Guy 1: Man, Have you seen Amanda perform?

Guy 2: No, why?

Guy 1: She seriously take a donkey like a champ! She's the best dirty tj donkey queen I have ever seen!

Guy 2: Well, she, let's go party in Tijuana tonight so I can see for myself!

National Abuse TJ Day 

Every friday everyone is legally allowed to beat up TJ.
Hey its Friday!
No, Its national abuse TJ Day!

TJ Shagging Disease 

When someone gets fucked so hard they develop what is called the TJ Shagging Disease, biggest symptom is wrinkles
Girl 1: What happend to claire?
Girl 2: She caught the Tj shagging disease
TJ Shagging Disease by mattyj123 January 11, 2012
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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