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thonking 

An urban slang word which means a distorted, zoomed in or modified version of the "thinking" emoji. Often said or used in a moment which requires deep thought, or just as banter and on random occasions. Normally when said verbally your index and thumb make a shape that resembles a Nike logo and you hold that sign under your chin, as in the original "thinking" emoji.
Person A: taking a shower is just your house pissing on you
Person B: *thonking* woah you right bro
thonking by fluffiestshiba November 11, 2019

Thonking 

*Thinking intensifies*

T H O N K I N G
John: Yo, yesterday Jon started THONKING so fucking much his brain almost went into maximum THONKING overdrive .
Joanne: I know. It was INSANE.

Jon: r ya fagz tolkin abut me?
Thonking by EcxsVoc June 16, 2017

thonking 

Derivative of 'thinking'. Used to describe two or more intellectuals engaging in sexual activities together.
Did you see that crazy drawing that's been going around of Ayn Rand and Sigmund Freud thonking? I think it broke my brain.

It being Ancient Greece and all, do you think Socrates and Plato ever thonked?
thonking by superfreak2 December 8, 2014

thonking 

this word was invented when one day a.j. collins was talking with me and amy gleeson on msn. he said he was thonking about something. so i said it should be used as a word for people that are supposedly thinking when we know they really dont think at all.
what was i thinking?!
you werent, you were thonking.
thonking by caitlin September 1, 2004

thonking thatcher 

We all know Thatcher From R6S
thonking thatcher by T34main October 10, 2019

Thonking cap 

James was Thonking cap about nothing
Thonking cap by Red0ak March 11, 2020
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