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The Funniest 

A word used to describe a funny joke. However, if you say it, the world will fucking implode on itself. Wait... oh god: why would you say it!?!?!
Person one: Hey man!
Person two: What?
Person one: Check out this meme; isn't it The Funniest?
Person two: Holy shit we're going to fucking die run for your life
Person one: Amogus
The Funniest by anonymous March 10, 2022
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The funniest man alive 

The funniest man alive by Beatrizzx January 12, 2022

The funniest prank known to man 

Step 1) Acquire or build an atomic bomb
Step 2) Find a door
Step 3) Open the door a little
Step 4) Carefully place the bomb on top of the door
Step 5) Wait for someone to walk through the door
Step 6) TROLLED!
"I'm gonna pull the funniest prank known to man."
This quote was stated before the devastation of a small town in Utah.

The funniest person alive 

Slimecical
Slimecical is the funniest person alive

this is the funniest shit ever im ngl 

when the Boy, Q, tells a story about queen bee.
"how r u Q" "this is the funniest shit ever im ngl"

27 Is The Funniest Number

A Nonsensical phrase originated from the YouTube channel known as "AndriyLikesDucks". No one currently know what it means or why it's funny, But it sure seems funny how it shows up everywhere.
It isn't particularly used naturally in a sentence. It usually shows up without buildup or when you spot the number 27.
"27? "27 Is The Funniest Number""

<.7.9.6.7.>This Is The Funniest Shit I Have Ever Heard<.7.9.6.7.> 

<.7.9.6.7.>This Is The Funniest Shit I Have Ever Heard<.7.9.6.7.>
<.7.9.6.7.>This Is The Funniest Shit I Have Ever Heard<.7.9.6.7.>
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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