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a fuckin sick ass jeep
Got the Yak up to 145 today, then threw it in 4 lo and drove straight through the C&O canal
The Yak by YakWarrior November 11, 2010
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The Yak is a city nickname for Pontiac, Mi used mainly by people who live there. Pontiac is located in the Detroit metro area about 13 miles outside of Detroit (E Square Lake Rd to 8 Mile.) Pontiac is the county seat of Oakland County and is the home of about 60,000 people as of 2022. It is also sometimes nicknamed The Little Mo' as reference to Detroit's nickname Motown due to it's influence of architecture and culture.
Michigander 1: I'm going to Elek tonight, wanna come?
Michigander 2: Nah man, my cousin got shot in The Yak.
The Yak by ThousandSons March 28, 2022
The Yak, an urban mythological being, known to roam the streets of Adelaide, Australia.
Sightings are rare and vary few have come in direct contact with the yak.

Is commonly known to cut your lunch, take corners like ken block and throw up
Who is the yak?, I'm not sure mate, I don't even know if he's real

I think i saw the yak yesterday, I'm not sure though to be honest
The Yak by Tyes January 21, 2013
The scariest and most powerfull creature ever. The yak is also known as "the one we do not speak of". It stands 8 ft tall and weighs over 400 lbs. It can consume a full grown man in one bite.The YAk is made by crossbreeding Ms. Brix and a mongolian YAK. The only way it can be destroyed is by duncan wielding a pick axe.

THE YAK just ate an entire platoon of green berets
THE YAK by pankration October 23, 2007

opening the yak

Masturbating and shitting, preferably with runny consistency, simultaneously while lying in such a position that the feces trickles back over the penis, and runs off the penis onto the masturbator's face and mouth. The masturbator then ejaculates onto his face and mouth to conclude the act.
My girlfriend gets so horny when she watches me opening the yak.

My mom kicked me out of the house after she caught me opening the yak on her dining room table.
opening the yak by Yakkman November 4, 2009

Annual Shaving of the Yak 

When a male grows his pubic hair for exactly 365.25 days and on the exact minute of yearly passage, a selected woman shaves it off, places the removed hairs under the mans foreskin and pulls them out with her teeth.
She took place in the annual shaving of the yak.

Hit the Yak 

To do the best, full send, to commit
Jerry I’m going to hit the yak today l
Hit the Yak by Sid Squid November 27, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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