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The Sizzler

The sexual act in the doggy style possition that consists of the male partner wearing a condom (this is a must), when the man is about to climax he Tazzes (electically shocks) the partner, the result is that the partners orifice clinches for and extra special ending.
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by ITCowboy May 18, 2010
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Noun: The act of placing the famous candy, Pop Rocks in a women's vagina after she has become wet.
-"Dude! I was doing my girlfriend and eating pop rocks at the same time, and when i was finished, she was so wet that I decided to pour some in her vagina!"
-"Man!! Thats called the sizzler!"
by sim0nvr6 March 26, 2009
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When you promise your significant other a meal at Ruth's Chris steakhouse in exchange for anal but take take them to sizzler instead.
Eve: Adam promised me dinner at Ruth's Chris if I let him fuck me in the ass but that motherfucker took me to all you can eat shrimp at the Sizzler instead

Moses: can I get Adam's number?
by wckdflcn March 12, 2014
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This is when you leave the syndicate hanging to hang out with a girl at a parking lot
Damn.. Beto pulled the sizzler on us tonight!
by OG MIKE 10304 September 9, 2018
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A attack pattern which surrounds the target with 2 people one at each side, the target is then disposed of in proper way.
"Boy he just got The Sizzler executed on him"
by The wicker man January 20, 2008
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rick the sizzler

Justin Biebers snapchat username. He posts short videos that are either comedic or inspirational on his story. He sometimes wears a pair of sunglasses and a fake mustache and refers to himself as "Rick the sizzler" in his videos
rick the sizzler just posted on his story go check it out!
by Minhoisfine May 12, 2016
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The Big Bang (AKA the sizzler)

When you view the forbidden porn sites and attain the knowledge of nuclear nutting. After about ten minutes of yanking, The nut will build and build and build until it reaches critical mass at which point, it is too late to take cover.

If you are in the middle of sex, it's impossible to stop. Either continue fucking or accept the inevitable. Blast radius of 500 miles. Contaminates everything with the ungodly smell of Semen and fermunda Cheese.

so named because a select few have actually witnessed the Big Bang...and the Mushroom cloud made of Jizz. They are never around to tell the tale, the shockwave took care of any witnesses.
John: "I've got some bad news: Peter is dead. He attempted The Big Bang (AKA the Sizzler)

Winston: "What happened?"

John: "He was balls deep in his GF, getting off to some real hardcore porn. Suddenly the smoke alarm went off. He began to feel a powerful, extremely powerful urge to nut but kept rocking back and forth. His GF tried in vain to escape but he kept shagging, rocking the whole street and leaving her at the mercy of a god tier Orgasm. By the time anyone knew what was happening...Hiroshima then nothing. They call it The Big Bang or the Sizzler. It's a forbidden technique known only to the most dedicated of exhibitionists. It requires the absolute limit defining area of porn and uninterrupted rubbing for ten minutes. After that, it slowly attains critical mass. The nerves are hyper sensitive and painful to the touch. The nut will eradicate anyone in the area including the unfortunate man. It is said that you can see the future for exactly ten seconds before you die."

Winston: "...what about Peter and his GF? What happened?"

John: "They never found the body, just the impact crater. All that remains is the smell. Earned it the nickname Fat Man Alley"
by I h8 nes August 15, 2025
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