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The Hoskins

The morally repugnant, visually deplorable, and physically gruesome act of engaging in sexual intercourse with an extremely robust woman who was most likely the failed genetic offspring of a reproductive scientist's attempt to crossbreed Rosie O'Donnell, an Amazonian Manatee, a Naked Mole Rat, Chris Farley, and a Blobfish. Often, doing "The Hoskins" is caused by ingesting massive amounts of alcohol, poor friendship, and a serious psychological defect which allows the perpetrator to push past the normal threshold where an average person would succumb to violent puking seizures and the complete retraction of the male reproductive organs inside the body (as a turtle does when danger is near).

Additionally, "The Hoskins" may refer to a dance move in which an individual outstretches their arms in a semi-circular fashion (as if trying to give a bear hug), bends their knees, and furiously thrusts their pelvis at a number of different speeds and angles. "The Back Brace" is a popular variation of "The Hoskins" in which the dancer places one hand upon the lower back while making facial expressions that indicate severe pain and discomfort.
Jim: "Hey Don, did you hear about M.J. last weekend? He did 'The Hoskins'!!!"

Don: "That sick fucker. I wouldn't do The Hoskins with someone else's dick and the ability to erase memories!"

Or

Girl 1: "What is that guy doing over there?"

Girl 2: "I think he's doing "The Hoskins" with the back brace variation."

Girl 1: "That is sooo sexy. I wish someone would teach me how to do "The Hoskins"!
The Hoskins by Mr. Will November 10, 2010

The Hoskins Cut 

The term was developed to describe the method of switching a high cost product with an identically looking low cost product in order to maximise profits. It is believed to have been first used by Juan Pablo Hoskin in mexico in 1978 when he was the first person to suggest switching cocaine with baking soda.
I used the Hoskins Cut to maximise my profits, switching a high cost item with a cheaper product.
The Hoskins Cut by dkabab February 27, 2015

the hoskins slip in slide 

When a girl gets spread eagle at the end of a slip in slide and a bunch of guys slide naked and try to penetrate the girl.
paul wall one the hoskins slip in slide at the freshman retreate.
the hoskins slip in slide by woo town September 11, 2006
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026