The Hiv

a comical way to describe H.I.V.

i aint gettin with that girl, she's probably got the hiv.

by alga February 13, 2007

The HIV

As in H.I.V.; one step closer to AIDS.

Vagiquita, I got the 'HIV' in my belly and I's ain't lyin'.

Ohhhh, Shaniqua, you's a nasty niggah. Stop triflin', niggah. Shoot.

by Chuck Alan Poindexter November 12, 2004

the hiv

syn h.i.v. ,

That dude's got the 'hiv'

by Joe March 12, 2003

The hiv

Used to describe any type of illness (i.e. cold, flu, etc.) but not the actual H.I.V.

Rhymes with olive.

Steven-O: Uh-oh... I think I've got 'the hiv'. Guess I better call out sick from work tomorrow.

by Steven-O January 1, 2010

The Hiv

The hiv is a slang term for saying someone as the HIV virus.

Holy shit bro I got the HIV!

by HoopDaddy1 May 24, 2016

The Hives

The hives an uber-cool band from Sweden thats fun to play at partys.

I played the Hives at my Halloween party and everyone was happy.

by Elisabeth Sherman November 25, 2004

The Hives

A fantastic band that hails from Sweden, made up of Vigilante Carlstroem on middle, Nicholaus Arson on treble, Dr. Matt Destruction on bass, Chris Dangerous on drums and the cutest lead singer ever Howlin' Pelle Almqvist. The album Veni Vidi Vicious launched their career in North America in 2000, soon followed by Tyranosaurus Hives in 2004.

I met a main offender but I hate to say I told you so, go and walk, idiot walk.

by Bob the Magician June 22, 2004