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The Hair 

A intelligent and attractive man who has everything going for him, including a full head of hair. (Opposite of The Head.)
The Hair is ridiculously good looking.
The Hair by Liz Lemon December 9, 2008
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The hair 

Fonz style way to refer to your hair.
Hey baby, lets try not to mess up the hair. You know what I'm sayin'?
The hair by DaveMachIII October 5, 2007

The Hair 

A inside joke used to describe a guy with great hair
Hay Georgia have you seen what "the hair" is wearing today
The Hair by The great o mighty June 14, 2018

the hair 

A term to describe the current fad in hairstyle.
Dang, she's got The Hair going on today
the hair by lquidsnak September 30, 2007

the hair whip 

A sex act, in which the female straddles the male and proceeds to quickly move her head in a circular motion, making her hair "whip" accross her partner(s) face.
See kinky
rita is so kinky, she loves to do the hair whip.
the hair whip by mac rob June 11, 2006

the hair dresser 

During sex, right before the mail climaxes, he turns his partner over on her stomach, places his knees on her arms so she can't move, and ejaculates in her hair.
So i was with my girl last night and i did the hair dresser. She got real pissed. I guess that stuff's hard to get out...

The Hair of Knowledge 

One long remaining pubic hair (approx. 3-4 inches long) on either male or more commonly found on female genitalia.

Either a remainder from one long bush wacking.
Or that one stubborn cock sucker that gets missed every shave or trim.
"Yo Jared, I just slept with Shauna Palmer, man it was crazy! when i was mucking her barn, i had to stop cause i thought i had a loose hair in my mouth. But nope, it was one long single pube... in my mouth." Said Sean

"Haha, no way! She had The Hair of Knowledge!" Said Jared
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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