Intro: Ark nmomo smoked a gram in a big bat, one and a half hour later, ark i sitting with dania and jerry.
arkmydeez: What the fackk
Dania n Jerryy: LOL
Arkmydeez: What the fackkk
Jerry: Fuck you ark, you crackhead!!!
Dania:LOL
Arkmydeez: Serisoulym waht the fackkk
When ur fucking a nigger and she blows shit on your tiny 2 inch destroyer
Khalil neeger fucked trebans penis and they were doing the neeger fack but they were wearing socks so it's not gay also ur mom gay also fuck niggers also fuck sand niggers also btw fuck a neeger also just so u know fuck an asian nigger aka a yellow nigger and a mexican nigger too they can go back to being wetbacks they are all gay neegers
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.