THE DINE AND DASH GANG 

The Dine And Dash Gang - WHERE FORMED IN 2004 BY 3 HUNGRY AND SKINT LADS, WHILE ON A LITTLE TRIP TO GALWAY. THE MANY RESTAURANTS THAT HAVE SUFFERD THE PAIN OF THE DINE AND DASH GANG WILL HAVE NOTICED THE LOGO OF A STICK MAN RUNNING AWAY FROM A RESTAURANT. LOOK DOWN BELOW FOR THE GANGS FAMOUS TECHNIQUES.

1. THE CIGARETTE EXCUSE, THIS IS WHERE ONE MEMBER IS LEFT IN THE RESTAURANT AND ASKS THE WAITRESS IF IT IS OK TO GO OUTSIDE FOR A CIGARETTE NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN!

2. THE FINAL INSULT, THIS IS 1 THAT HAS BEEN USED RECENTLY. THIS IS WHERE 1 MEMBER RECIEVES THE BILL WHILE THE OTHERS WAIT OUTSIDE HE WALKS OVER TO THE BAR TO PAY, LOOKS OVER IN HIS WALLET INFRONT OF THE BAR MAN ON THE TILL AND SAYS LOUDLY "SHIT" AND BLATENLY RUNS OUT.

THE OUTDOOR JOB, THIS IS A TECHNIQUE MOST AMATEURS USE. SIMPLY EAT OUTSIDE OF THE RESTAURANT SO YOU CANT CLEARY BE SEEN BYWAITER AND ON DEPARTURE BEFORE RUNNING YOU MUST SHOUT OUT SOMETHING LOUD TO DRAW THE WAITERS ATTENION AS THIS PROVIDES A BETTER ADRENALIN RUSH WHILE RUNNING AS YOU MAY RECIEVE A CHASE!! d+d+g

THE DINE AND DASH GANG by TIM -(GANG MEMBER ACCOMPANIED BY CLIVE AND OKB 1) October 5, 2004