The Cap 

Shorter, hipper version for Captain Morgan.

"The cap was the only person to show up to my party."

The Cap by Cossy Modo December 9, 2008

the cap'n 

The supreme ruler of Crunchland.

Also a pirate.

"ARR, YE LANDLUBBERS! Yer money or yer cereal!"

the cap'n by lil billy December 29, 2003

The Cap'n 

Author of a pirate-themed webcomic, High Seas Hijinks.
Knows a lot about pirates.
No relation to Cap'n Crunch or Captain Planet, though these rumors persist.
Actual name unknown.

* The Cap'n gnaws on his arm.

The Cap'n by The Cap'n December 29, 2003

stop the cap 

stop lying you stupid ass

hoe #1: i am the only one
me: stop the cap bitch

stop the cap by stop the cap May 29, 2020

Where's the cap

Stop with the bullshit already.

Eric's at the bar getting hammered talking bullshit. Eric's friend yells at him where's the cap its getting deep in here. Hask. E.

Where's the cap by Hask. E. April 19, 2023

Stop the cap 

Pretty much just stop lying

“I got a drivers license” “STOP THE CAPPP

Stop the cap by Some random dude guy boy January 24, 2021

cut the cap 

stop the cap, stop lying, cut it out

friend 1:yeah bruh i dropped 15 at the game last night
friend 2:cut the cap

cut the cap by elite_nocap January 20, 2021