The Beard 

A facial accessory that instantly makes its bearer infinitely more metal and manly. This is especially true if one has had a beard since very early, ie. since they were thirteen. Beards tend to house hidden limbs and perhaps have a life of their own. The most famous example of this caliber of facial hair is Chuck Norris.

Don't fuck with Rob, he's had the beard since he was thirteen. It doesn't matter what music he plays, it's more metal than you. Always.

His beard goes clubbing every night after he goes to sleep and comes back in the morning to wake him up.

The Beard by bringyourguns543 July 24, 2009

The Beard 

a 7o's reference to Castro, the communist leader of Cuba by the movie 'ScareFace'

"are we going to take a wack at the Beard?" 'ScareFace'

The Beard by dan westrum August 1, 2006

The Beard 

The beard is the ring of brown resin that stains the glass.

Letting the Resin of your water pipe/bong cake up right above the water level.

Ya the bongs pretty dirty Ill clean/shave the beard next month

The Beard by tommorgan November 22, 2010

The Beard 

when you shave your genitalia and then get a blowjob and climax all over her cheek and then throw the shaved hair at her thus stickin to the baby batter.

Wow Bob...your wife has a better beard than mine.

The Beard by dizzzog November 8, 2003

The Beard 

Partner to the haggard beast, rat boy, and slut bitch, has a massive beard and is tight as an untouched pussy

The Beards Comong to visit, RUN!!!!! or Cheers For That £5 birthday present, ye bearded one

The Beard by poosemon August 2, 2003

The Beard 

to lick a Vagina out. the definition derives from going down on a bird, and her vagina lips are covered in hair, hence a similar sight to a mans face and facial hair

'Gees Schwerdty i heard you put the beard that bird, last night how was it?'

The Beard by Choppin Grove March 12, 2009

The Beard Of Rasputin

The most mystical beard of them of. Dr. Kryptonite discovered it in the the late 17th century. He hoarded it for many years. Papa J discovered it and has used to enslave and persecute his minions. It is said that those who possess this beard, will rule. There can only be lord or the rasputin. You will the very best like no one ever was!

Fredo: "Oh man this beard looks so stupid."

Dingo: "What are you saying? This is the most powerful beard of all! It's The Beard Of Rasputin!"

Fread: "What??"

Dingo: "I shall enslave you!!!"

The Beard Of Rasputin by dalyllama35 August 17, 2011