The Alex

Ordering the beans and tortilla separate at Taco Bell. It costs only 29 cents.

Let's go to Taco Bell, I'm feeling The Alex

by chesney March 10, 2007

The Alex

The art of shucking a 14 inch Pringles can up your arse until you poop a little, then you lube up and see how many dildos u can fit in at once.

I love doing the alex on Wednesdays

by Fleet Street about to tweet January 21, 2020

The Alex

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates and sprays diarrhea into a cup. A woman then slides the contents of this cup into her mouth, swishing it around thoroughly. She then proceeds to give the man a blowjob. Once the man's penis is evenly coated with the shit slime, he uses the substance as an anal lube on the woman. Can also be performed between two men that are of homosexual orientation.

Man 1: Oh my God, last night Ethan gave me "The Alex"
Man 2: Ethan? Isn't that a guys name...?

by i_have_a_cast December 29, 2007

The Alex

The Alex is when you go to a dance (preferably a homecoming) in a makeshift last minute outfit, because your wardrobe has to lack a nice enough fit that you won’t get clowned for. Upon arriving at said homecoming, you have to get your woman taken by somebody who has been attempting people to get them to call him a certain nickname for over a year.

“Bro I can’t believe I pulled The Alex at this year’s homecoming. I didn’t think Justin could steal her out of everybody.”

by FUCKKKKKA2 November 22, 2021

The Alex

The Alex is when you go to a dance (preferably homecoming) in an outfit that is lackluster in style, not because your closet does not possess any type of better fit, but because your style is so horrendous. Upon arriving at said dance, you must also get your woman taken by a man who has been attempting to get people to call him a certain nickname for over a year.

“Bro I can’t believe I went to that dance and did The Alex. Justin, out of everybody?”

by FUCKKKKKA2 November 22, 2021

The Alex

To insert your foot inside someone's rectal cavity for non-sexual enjoyment.
Akin to wearing a warm shoe.

I hear Geoff did The Alex on Mike, how loose is his clacker?
"He's pretty loose but still trucking"

by Nedflix'n'Diddly February 17, 2024

The Alex

To insert your foot inside someone's rectal cavity for non-sexual enjoyment.
Akin to wearing a warm shoe.

I hear Geoff did The Alex on Mike, how loose is his clacker?
"He's pretty loose but still trucking"

by Nedflix'n'Diddly February 17, 2024