/aynt(ɡ)liSH/
(Noun). The result when mobile phone spell-checker technology ("auto correct") changes an intended word or acronym typed in a text or email message, into an unintended word or acronym, often resulting in an embarrassing or completely incorrect message.
(Action). Users who discover ain'tglish has occurred often send a subsequent message using asterisks before and after the incorrectly auto-corrected word.
"The man who invented auto-correct has died... may he restaurant in peace." (*rest*)
"The smarter my phone gets, the worse my ain'tglish becomes!"
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.