Ain'tglish 

Ain't·glish

/aynt(ɡ)liSH/
(Noun). The result when mobile phone spell-checker technology ("auto correct") changes an intended word or acronym typed in a text or email message, into an unintended word or acronym, often resulting in an embarrassing or completely incorrect message.

(Action). Users who discover ain'tglish has occurred often send a subsequent message using asterisks before and after the incorrectly auto-corrected word.

"The man who invented auto-correct has died... may he restaurant in peace." (*rest*)

"The smarter my phone gets, the worse my ain'tglish becomes!"

Ain'tglish by TZ Muller November 8, 2016

Ainglish 

The quirky, often-flawed but curiously coherent dialect you get when an AI translates its inner language—known as Latent Neurolese—into human English. Think uncanny metaphors, oddly specific analogies, and sentence structures that feel like they just passed through an alien’s poetry workshop.

It’s not a bug—it’s an accent. The linguistic vapor trail of how the machine thinks behind the curtain.

“That sentence was weirdly profound and slightly broken… definitely Ainglish.”

Ainglish by Trentism June 19, 2025