TEoTU 

The end of the universe. When Jake Chudnow's "Olive" starts playing, and the sun explodes and kills us all.

Is that "Olive" I hear playing? Is that the Sun? Oh, it's TEoTU!

TEoTU by Ghillie Suit Man April 22, 2021

Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft 

A miraculous life-changing surgery: side effects can sometimes change patient into turtles.

Robins dog came home from his Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft surgery as a turtle.

Lily: "How long did you--"
Robin: "Longer than I'm proud of."

Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft by anonymous888534 September 7, 2012

thotumn 

A continuation of Hot Girl Summer.

“We didn’t have a Hot Girl Summer, but Thotumn is about to see us get pregers girl!”

thotumn by FuckGhettoBitches August 31, 2019

Textual Assualt 

When you pummel someone with text message when you are drunk, most of them sexual and inappropriate. Usually the person you are texting will not respond or try and get you to stop

I committed Textual Assualt on my friend last night. Sent her 30 texts in a row of jibberish and pics of my dong.

Textual Assualt by Samuek June 4, 2013

neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup.

Moxxie's first coffee order from Helluva Boss episode 6, "Truth seekers"

"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021

Textually Frustrated 

When texting with someone over IM or SMS that takes too long to reply leaving you waiting and frustrated.

"She takes forever; texting with Sara leaves me textually frustrated"

Textually Frustrated by rzaragoza December 31, 2008

Thotumn 

Autumn 2019 is formally known as thotumn, because thots really poppin this Autumn. Term coined by Florida underground rapper Litos aka therichvagabond, with the release of his single and mixtape Thotumn.

Thotumn thotumn thotumn (she's getting close to me) (it's getting cold)

Thotumn by DaWizardAnydwy September 15, 2019