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TARD SEX 

Tard sex is where to retards have sex withe each outher while making tard noises

there are 3 types of tard sex

firstly there is straight tard sex betwen a man tard and a woman tard

secondly there is homosexual tard sex between two tard men or two tard girls

thirdly there is bestiality tard sex betwen a tard man or woman and an animal
drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
is it in yet
drrr drrrr
i think so
drrrrrrrrrrr drrrrrrrrrr
its in
drrrrrrrrrrrr drrrrrrrrrrrrr
i came

this is tard sex
TARD SEX by adam wee March 1, 2010
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tardsexual 

One whose sexual orientation consists of primarily being attracted to those with mental or social deficiences retards.
*in Bubble Boy*
Chick 1: Well, I'm in love with a boy who has no immunities who has to live in a plastic bubble.
Chick 2: I'm tardsexual. I played spin the bottle with the sped kids.

See also the movie Pumpkin with Christina Ricci or The Other Sister.
tardsexual by Wetherbizzle July 5, 2008
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