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T.V. Dinner 

A Gourmet Family Meal for the WHITE TRASH FAMILY, its healthy nutricious and those little fuckers with the mullets just love em!!
EX. 1. Hey ma, can u put another one of them darn T.V. Dinners in the microwave, im as hungry as a rat in a trailer park.

EX. 2. Damn woman i come home spectin u thave some god damn food cooked for me, and all i come home to is this raggedy ass T.V. Dinner, come over heyah so i can slap the salt out your mouth Biatch!!!
T.V. Dinner by SEAN_BOOGEY March 30, 2007

T.V. Dinner 

A method of sexual exploration involving:
1. Kill your girlfriend
2. Put her in the freezer
3. Stick her in the microwave until she is nice and toasty.
4. Serve with tortilla chips
That bitch was totally uptight, youknowwhatimean? I mean she was cold baby, she wouldn't do anything, not oral, anal, the reach around, or even have an orgy with 2 other girls and a man in a Santa Claus outfit. But I fixed that when I unleashed the T.V. Dinner on her.
T.V. Dinner by h3LL0us3r March 28, 2005

The T.V. Dinner

The act of eating a woman out while watching television.
Yesterday I had a The T.V. Dinner

TV Dinner Date 

A male or female that is sexually Bland, Uninspiring, Repetitive, Cheap, Lazy, and of course Easy.....Resembling a TV Dinner.

You know you will be gettin one of their 3 Positions/Flavors.

(Salisbury Steak, Fried Chicken, turkey w/gravy)
Missionary, Cowgirl, Doggy

On a good night you might get dessert too.
(Cranberry crumble, or Brownie)
Reverse Cowgirl

The sex is cheap, easy to obtain, lazy in preparation, does not taste very good, and is not satisfying at all. It leaves you a Hungry Man or woman for more.
1. How are things going with that Slut 4 you, the one that didn't wear panties on the 1st date? (Response): Oh she has turned out to be about as exciting as a TV Dinner Date

2. A TV Dinner Date is such easy clean up......you get what little you can out of it, and then you just throw it away till the next one.
TV Dinner Date by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019

TV Dinner 

(1)Food that was very popular in the 50's, now degenerated into something similar to dog food. Usually placed in a microwave for 3-5 minutes.

(2) May be used to describe easy-to-make food.

(3) Can also be used to demean someone's cooking.
"Hey, there's a chicken nugget in my brownie!"
"Green beans and gravy?"
"Whoa, the plastic wrap's caught fire!"
"I bet you couldn't even make a TV Dinner."
"This tastes like a TV Dinner"
TV Dinner by Anon319 October 18, 2007

TV Dinner 

1) Getting head while watching TV

2) Giving head while the TV is on

3) see "hungryman"
I enjoyed a great TV Dinner while watching the game.
TV Dinner by Jeff D April 21, 2003
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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