T.V. Dinner 

(noun) a variation of the hot carl when you are out of Saran wrap and have to use aluminum foil.

Sherry freaked when she saw I was out of Saran wrap. I said, "Don't worry baby", pulled out the aluminum foil and gave her a nice T.V. Dinner.

T.V. Dinner by Three Twisted Dudes June 27, 2006

T.V. Dinner 

A Gourmet Family Meal for the WHITE TRASH FAMILY, its healthy nutricious and those little fuckers with the mullets just love em!!

EX. 1. Hey ma, can u put another one of them darn T.V. Dinners in the microwave, im as hungry as a rat in a trailer park.

EX. 2. Damn woman i come home spectin u thave some god damn food cooked for me, and all i come home to is this raggedy ass T.V. Dinner, come over heyah so i can slap the salt out your mouth Biatch!!!

T.V. Dinner by SEAN_BOOGEY March 30, 2007

T.V. Dinner 

A method of sexual exploration involving:
1. Kill your girlfriend
2. Put her in the freezer
3. Stick her in the microwave until she is nice and toasty.
4. Serve with tortilla chips

That bitch was totally uptight, youknowwhatimean? I mean she was cold baby, she wouldn't do anything, not oral, anal, the reach around, or even have an orgy with 2 other girls and a man in a Santa Claus outfit. But I fixed that when I unleashed the T.V. Dinner on her.

T.V. Dinner by h3LL0us3r March 28, 2005

The T.V. Dinner

The act of eating a woman out while watching television.

Yesterday I had a The T.V. Dinner

The T.V. Dinner by The T.V Dinner May 20, 2015

TV Dinner Date 

A male or female that is sexually Bland, Uninspiring, Repetitive, Cheap, Lazy, and of course Easy.....Resembling a TV Dinner.

You know you will be gettin one of their 3 Positions/Flavors.

(Salisbury Steak, Fried Chicken, turkey w/gravy)
Missionary, Cowgirl, Doggy

On a good night you might get dessert too.
(Cranberry crumble, or Brownie)
Reverse Cowgirl

The sex is cheap, easy to obtain, lazy in preparation, does not taste very good, and is not satisfying at all. It leaves you a Hungry Man or woman for more.

1. How are things going with that Slut 4 you, the one that didn't wear panties on the 1st date? (Response): Oh she has turned out to be about as exciting as a TV Dinner Date

2. A TV Dinner Date is such easy clean up......you get what little you can out of it, and then you just throw it away till the next one.

TV Dinner Date by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019

TV Dinner 

(1)Food that was very popular in the 50's, now degenerated into something similar to dog food. Usually placed in a microwave for 3-5 minutes.

(2) May be used to describe easy-to-make food.

(3) Can also be used to demean someone's cooking.

"Hey, there's a chicken nugget in my brownie!"
"Green beans and gravy?"
"Whoa, the plastic wrap's caught fire!"
"I bet you couldn't even make a TV Dinner."
"This tastes like a TV Dinner"

TV Dinner by Anon319 October 18, 2007

TV Dinner 

1) Getting head while watching TV

2) Giving head while the TV is on

3) see "hungryman"

I enjoyed a great TV Dinner while watching the game.

TV Dinner by Jeff D April 21, 2003