Synthetic Foods

Food products created through chemical or biological processes rather than traditional agriculture—lab-grown meat, fermented proteins, 3D-printed steaks, and powders that contain everything you need and nothing you don't. Synthetic foods promise to feed the world without clearing forests, without slaughtering animals, without depleting soils. They also promise to freak out your grandmother, who will insist that food should come from farms, not factories. The science is real: we can grow meat from cells, ferment proteins from microbes, and formulate complete meals from synthesized nutrients. The challenge is making it taste good, cost less, and overcome the "ick factor" of eating something that never lived. Synthetic foods are the future of eating, assuming the future wants to eat.

Synthetic Foods Example: "He served his family a dinner of synthetic steak—lab-grown, perfect marbling, no animals harmed. It tasted like steak, looked like steak, and cost three times as much as steak. His father said it was good but weird. His mother asked if it was really food. He said it was really molecules, arranged just like cow molecules. They ate it, unsure whether to be impressed or horrified."

Synthetic Foods by Dumu The Void February 16, 2026

Synthetic Food

Food produced through technological processes—lab‑grown meat, fermentation‑derived proteins, genetically engineered crops, complete nutrition formulas—as substitutes for traditional agriculture. Synthetic food is promoted as a solution to environmental degradation, animal suffering, and food insecurity. Critics argue it centralizes control in a few corporations, erases food cultures, and treats eating as fuel rather than culture. The term highlights the shift from food as grown to food as manufactured, from cuisine to commodity.

Example: "The startup promised a future where all food came from bioreactors—synthetic food, efficient, controlled, and owned by the same conglomerates that destroyed the soil."

Synthetic Food by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 26, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012