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Synchronized Noises

In the context of gangstalking, the use of Synchronized Noises is a common tactic used to harass a Targeted Individual. A noise that is deliberately timed to coincide with something else that the targeted person is doing. For example, a thump from directly above whenever the person enters a room; or thumping whenever the person talks about the harassment on the phone. Once the person is sensitized to this pattern, the repetition becomes very noticeable to that individual. Synchronized Noises are a way of targeting noise harassment to a single person when there are several other people around who would hear it. To other people it appears random and they disregard it, but to the Targeted Individual, the noise is not random and is disruptive to them.
Sandy was trying to study at the library when a nearby gangstalker was harassing her using Synchronized Noises. Whenever she turned a page, he would quietly cough. After many repetitions, this subtle action became very disruptive to her ability to concentrate. The noise wasn’t loud, and others around her didn’t seem to notice it. She didn’t say anything because she didn’t want others to think she was unreasonable or even mentally ill.
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