The great leader of the bitterbal
faith from rural Saudi-arabia, according to the
holy frikandel (sometimes written as frikadel, the holy sausage of the
faith) he will enslave mankind and will make the female population his harem.
page 194 of the
holy frikandel - 'and the great Sybren stood up, clapped in his hands and in his
greatness the
world trembled and all the women came to him to join his harem. All the great leaders came to him and he ruled mankind and got laid 'till the end of times untill a new Sybren would rise'.