Swouite

To prank, troll, screw over, or mess with.

When you swouite someone, you mess up their previous plans. It’s usually what’s called a “funny swouite”, but to the person getting swouited, it will surely not be as funny.

We totally swouited tommy when we threw eggs all over his car!

She totally swouited him! I thought they were gonna get married but she said no on the wedding day! What a swouite!

Sorry, bro. I thought I could hang tonight but my mom swouited me last minute.

Swouite by PiggerNussy69 July 9, 2022

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Swoutendejr

Someone stupid, ignoring the obvious.

Look around, you swoutendejr!

Swoutendejr by ducklops July 1, 2022

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swoite

A heavily exaggerated Australian way of saying "sweet". Having the same definition as "good" and "nice", this version sounds more brutal and masculine.

Man 1: "Drank a keg of VB. Shit taste, but"
Man 2: "Swoite, mate!"

swoite by jhubeJELLO September 1, 2013

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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