Swouite 

To prank, troll, screw over, or mess with.

When you swouite someone, you mess up their previous plans. It’s usually what’s called a “funny swouite”, but to the person getting swouited, it will surely not be as funny.

We totally swouited tommy when we threw eggs all over his car!

She totally swouited him! I thought they were gonna get married but she said no on the wedding day! What a swouite!

Sorry, bro. I thought I could hang tonight but my mom swouited me last minute.

Swouite by PiggerNussy69 July 9, 2022

Swoutendejr 

Someone stupid, ignoring the obvious.

Look around, you swoutendejr!

Swoutendejr by ducklops July 1, 2022

swoite 

A heavily exaggerated Australian way of saying "sweet". Having the same definition as "good" and "nice", this version sounds more brutal and masculine.

Man 1: "Drank a keg of VB. Shit taste, but"
Man 2: "Swoite, mate!"

swoite by jhubeJELLO September 1, 2013