During an FFM threesome. The Stud, whilst having intercouse with lady 1, turns his body 45° in order to lick out the pussy of lady 2, also at 45° to lady 1. Thereby recreating the famous "swoosh". After all is over the three participants can all lie perpendicular to the bed head and recreate the Adidas "Stripes" if so desired.

First used circa 1920.

"I'm going to do The Nike Swoosh on these bitches and then stripe a rest" laughed Adolf.
"Your such a big black pussy cat!" retorted Rudolf Dassler.

The Nike Swoosh by Sir Jeremy September 18, 2018

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Douche Swoosh

A typical fan of the Oregon Ducks and blind follower of Sweatshop Phil aka the founder of NIKE (hence the Swoosh), Phil Knight.

Whilst their football team beats women, steals laptops, and drives under the influence demands that you show their entitled clown costume sorry asses respect.

The two Douche Swoosh's walked back to the bus after the Ducks loss at the Rose Bowl with tears smearing their make up, wearing fluorescent green and yellow NIKE emblazoned clown outfits screeching to anyone in ear shot that they were cheated out of the victory by the refs.

Douche Swoosh by DuckFarse April 2, 2010

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Tush Swoosh

That move a girl does as she is walking away and thinks she's right about a point she just made and / or something that she did proved she was right and you were wrong. Kinda like making a Nike Swoosh with her tush.

Dude, did that girl just give you the tush swoosh?

Tush Swoosh by Sunsational August 30, 2009

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swoosh

The sound of money being sucked out of the pocket of an Oregon Duck fan each time Nike introduces a new football uniform.

All of my co-workers got swooshed yesterday at The Duck Store, so I guess I'm eating lunch alone until payday.

swoosh by JohnnieWBlue October 4, 2011

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