1. When a dude is not quite bald enough for a combover n still tryin to fake the funk on young ladies by swoopin his extra long bangs over his widows peak.
2. also swoopty can be used to describe a series of turns and swurves to juke and opponent in a video game.
1. "Im so glad I cut off that swoopty, I kept lookin like a homo in my pictures"
2. "man i swoopted that dudes brains out on my way to the net"
To steal, lift, or otherwise takesomething that is not yours and getting it fo free.
You order a taco or something at a fast food resturant. while your waiting for your food, a stacked order comes out and you swoopty swoop that order instead of your taco.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*