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A cross of Swear and Promise.
I swomise I will never tell your secret!
Swomise by Tisaleah August 17, 2010
Words you can keep

Swormise 

I swormise i will watch that movie tonight.
Swormise by Carl Anderson November 13, 2003
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Swormise 

A cross between a swear and a promise… the true unbreakable bond.

The Scout's honor has long been believed to be the strongest of all oaths. While pledging this type of oath is unarguably powerful, it simply does not measure up to the bond formed by the lesser known swormise. The swormise can be used in many different scenarios, but typically is reserved for the most meaningful of vows. IT SHOULD NOT BE USED ALL WILLY NILLY!!! If a single swormise is broken, then all trust can be lost with very little possibly of ever rebuilding. Therefore, this is not for the faint of heart. The swormise is a truly beautiful thing and can build a love like never before.

Swormise…a small word that means everything.
Baby, I swormise to love you forever and ever amen! <3 <3 <3
Swormise by A BIG BRAT August 25, 2022
A word invented by a teen in NY names Allison Grace. The word is cross between a promise and a swear. It is strong then the two alone because it is combined.
Her: did you really not do it?

Him: I swamise I didn’t, babe.

Her: will you call later?

Him: I swamise I will call you.
Swamise by bronxbeautyag September 2, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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