is hand was swolling as it swelled swollenly
by Melindaayzing April 15, 2011
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Lazy, fat, or gluttonous. Often used jokingly.
"You mean you just ate 3 whole Chipotle burritos at one time? That's swoll, man!"

"I watched all of Princess Bride because I was too swoll to get up and get the remote."
by kennyg26p2 March 31, 2008
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A gym or recreation center where someone goes to work out. The term "swoll" refers to the swollen look/feeling ones muscles get, and "house" refers to the establishment you get swollen in.

The phrase originated at San Diego State University, also known as the Tool Academy
Bro 1: Yo dawg you wanna hit the swoll house?

Bro 2: FUCK YEAH BRO, LETS GET FUCKING JACKED!

Bro 1: FUCK YEAH BRO! Hold up though I gotta pound some NOEXPLODE and shit first
by Young Andro July 14, 2011
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When you have awesome sex and your vagina gets a little swollen from friction. Feels amazing.
Sarah: He got my pussy swoll last night.

Julie: Lucky!
by Rivday March 01, 2014
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BUFF; TO BECOME BUFF. COMMONLY SAID IN THE SOUTH.
TIME TO GET YO SELF IN THE WEIGHT ROOM AND GET SWOLLED UP SON!!!

DAMN THAT MAN IS SWOLLED UP!!
by cpt amazo August 29, 2008
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The act of working out with the goal of getting jacked. A hard workout will leave one's muscles 'swoll' enough for the whole world to see.
Jim: Where you going dude?
Bobby: Just heading to the gym to get my swoll show on.


Andy: Damn dude, you look huge.
Bobby: Yeah, I know, just got my swoll show.


Rakesh: Why the hell are you trying to curl more than your body weight?
Bobby: Shut the fuck up, I'm getting my swoll show on.
by BlazenBobby February 15, 2009
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A category of gym goers that roam around the gym in tank tops. They make sure their biceps still exist by checking them in the mirror regularly. Spending most of their time doing exercises consisting of a slow walk with their arms spread like they are about to take flight. Also can be categorized under douchebag or Tool
shit bro, the swoll patrol is always taking up the space in front of the mirrors
by califorreal January 12, 2011
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