Swoft Dog
Doesn’t have time for anyone as he is too busy looking for someone to give them ‘both barrels’ (jizz)
Swoft Dog by Cherry Red July 26, 2022
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Soft dogging
Soft dogging by Analsofty July 12, 2014
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soft doggin it
The act in which you orgasm in a promptly manner and continue to have intercourse with your flaccid penis.
soft doggin it by turdfergason January 28, 2016
Soft Dogg
When an opportunity arises for a non self made, wealthy yet highly sheltered individual with low to medium extroverted qualities fails to capitalize on an inebriated female who to other on-lookers obviously wants to be infiltrated by his nozzle regardless of his shortcomings as a human being.
Yo Brandon was a total Soft Dogg last night. Trinity was faded and totally wanted dick! I wish that fool would step his game up!
Soft Dogg by Urbannozzler March 19, 2009
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