Swithins

Unprotected sex in a church in England on July 15th

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Had an awesome swithins with my missus the other day.

by Dj4d March 21, 2021

swithinite

a girl who goes to st swithuns in winchester, a posh school for girls :P

person 1: hey you see that girl over there? where's she from, she seems very posh...
person 2: oh, she's a swithinite...

by Yashmeee September 13, 2009

Swithin

A beautiful handsome majestic person that never ceases to amaze someone. They will never give you up, let you down, run around, or desert you. They will open their house as a safe haven to all, never letting their friendships end on a bad note. They love everyone but people think they are mean. They really deserve better.

Man 1: Have you seen swithin?
Man 2: Yeah, Swithin is so hot.

by GreenSpaghetti123 December 5, 2021

Swithining

A person, normally male, desperatly trying to get out of the friend zone. They are tired of hearing "You're such a good friend" or the classic "Your more like a brother to me"

Guy 1 - "I can't get out of the friend zone!!"
Guy 2 - "Better get swithining!"
Guy 1 - "I've been trying for ages"
Guy 3 - "Unlucky mate"

by The Duvet Dudes July 13, 2009

swithing

the act of clipping or shaving the happy trail in circular or spiral patterns and/or dying it, typically done to create a hippy trail (though often also for laughs or to be kinky) and occasionally considered foreplay between individuals not averse to body hair being involved in their encounters.

"John has some weird design on his trail there... He must be skilled at swithing."
"I wish I could believe that, but the truth is he has that pervy long-haired guy do it for him."
"Dude! You don't swithe with someone if you're not a thing. Or at least wasted."
"He was wasted. Great picture, though. Looks like a magic eye."

by kittyme May 22, 2010