Chocolate Swiss Roll

A procedure conducted during anal penetration in which during male ejaculation the female excretes her bowels onto the male reproductive organs.
Nathan - "I'm gonna bust a nut!"
Antneo - "Let me chocolate swiss roll you baby!"
Nathan - "Yes!"
by jamrag September 22, 2014
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Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate

The act of farting or shitting on your partners face while tea bagging them.
I was tea bagging my girlfriend last night. I thought it would be funny to fart so I gave a hard push, but I sharted and gave her a Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate!
by swissmiss_redditor June 11, 2012
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Swiss chocolating

I was like pooping my pants and I was like Swiss chocolating Seb meal.
by surrendingmonkey September 01, 2016
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