Swiss Shitter

A term popularized by the Chuffed community of r/WatchesCirclejerk to refer to a stupidly overpriced swiss watch.

Husband: Honey, we are going to the Swiss Shitter AD
Wife: We?
Husband: yes, I need to get the new Rowleks submariner Superlaxitive chronometer certified
Wife: can't you buy a pagani design that is available at teddybulbasaur.com ?
Husband: no, I can only afford the homage, and get your panties ready for the AD
Wife: why?
Husband: you'll know when we get there.

Swiss Shitter by The Casio collector August 25, 2021

Swiss Shitter

A term describing overpriced Swiss made beater watches that cater to people with issues (e.g. inferiority complex, erectile dysfunction, cuckoldry, massive overdose of Hodinkee content) poor knowledge at best about the wonders of true horology spearheaded by superior Japanese watchmaking.

"How's your journey as a watch aficionado doing?"
- "I'm done with dark turtlenecks and Swiss shitters. I'll better be starting to sell hommage watches that look like cheap ones. Ok ciao."

Swiss Shitter by Grand Seiko Owner November 30, 2022

Swiss Shitter

How poor people refer to swiss luxury watches like Rolex, Patek Philippe and Audemars Piguet

Jim: I heard Ryan made a killing on dogecoin and bought himself a Rolex
Bob: I would never waste my money for swiss shitter like that, a true horology enthusiast knows Seiko is the pinnacle of watch making,
Jim: Don't be mad that your wife cheated on you and all you got was an Invicta.

Swiss Shitter by BillyBoyBob11111111 August 10, 2021

swiss shitter

What poor people call Swiss luxury watches like Rolex, Audemars Piguet, Patek Philippe, etc.

Jim: Did you hear Ryan made a bunch on crypto and bought himself a Rolex?
Bob: I would never waste my money on a swiss shitter. Everyone knows Seiko is the pinnacle of horology.
Jim: Don't be mad that your wife cheated on you and all you got was an Invicta.

swiss shitter by BillyBoyBob11111111 August 10, 2021