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Swiss Shitter

A term popularized by the Chuffed community of r/WatchesCirclejerk to refer to a stupidly overpriced swiss watch.
Husband: Honey, we are going to the Swiss Shitter AD
Wife: We?
Husband: yes, I need to get the new Rowleks submariner Superlaxitive chronometer certified
Wife: can't you buy a pagani design that is available at teddybulbasaur.com ?
Husband: no, I can only afford the homage, and get your panties ready for the AD
Wife: why?
Husband: you'll know when we get there.
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Swiss Shitter

A term describing overpriced Swiss made beater watches that cater to people with issues (e.g. inferiority complex, erectile dysfunction, cuckoldry, massive overdose of Hodinkee content) poor knowledge at best about the wonders of true horology spearheaded by superior Japanese watchmaking.
"How's your journey as a watch aficionado doing?"
- "I'm done with dark turtlenecks and Swiss shitters. I'll better be starting to sell hommage watches that look like cheap ones. Ok ciao."
Swiss Shitter by Grand Seiko Owner November 30, 2022

Swiss Shitter

How poor people refer to swiss luxury watches like Rolex, Patek Philippe and Audemars Piguet
Jim: I heard Ryan made a killing on dogecoin and bought himself a Rolex
Bob: I would never waste my money for swiss shitter like that, a true horology enthusiast knows Seiko is the pinnacle of watch making,
Jim: Don't be mad that your wife cheated on you and all you got was an Invicta.

swiss shitter

What poor people call Swiss luxury watches like Rolex, Audemars Piguet, Patek Philippe, etc.
Jim: Did you hear Ryan made a bunch on crypto and bought himself a Rolex?
Bob: I would never waste my money on a swiss shitter. Everyone knows Seiko is the pinnacle of horology.
Jim: Don't be mad that your wife cheated on you and all you got was an Invicta.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004