The ultimate swirly wherein the toilet already has a multitude of turds inside of it. The victim's head will stink for hours, even days if the turds are rancid enough.

Bully: Ha! I gave Nelson a fucking chocolate swirly! Now his hair is all brown!

Guy: You're an asshole.

Chocolate swirly by Poor boy from a poor family November 28, 2003

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Swirlygig

Swirl that remains in the toilet after a powerful fecal matter dropping.

Emmalee:Jesse Swirlygigged the toilet!
Jesse:I'LL SWIRLYGIG YOUR FACE!

Swirlygig by Swirlygiggersince86 April 10, 2009

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Swilky

When you feel really weird and you don't know how to explain it.

Today was a strange day. I'm feeling kinda swilky.

Girl: I feel kinda swilky !

Boy: Why did something weird happen to you today ?

Swilky by Hannah Ann August 7, 2011

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Dick Swirly

When some one puts there dick in the toilet and flushes the toilet for sexual pleasure. Antonym of Vagina Swirly. Source RevScarecrow stream.

My family looks at me differently ever since they opened the bathroom to find me giving my self a Dick Swirly

Dick Swirly by Benchance January 18, 2015

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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