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The ultimate swirly wherein the toilet already has a multitude of turds inside of it. The victim's head will stink for hours, even days if the turds are rancid enough.
Bully: Ha! I gave Nelson a fucking chocolate swirly! Now his hair is all brown!

Guy: You're an asshole.
by Poor boy from a poor family November 28, 2003
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Chocolate Swirly: The act of giving someone a classic swirly, however, the toilet has been used by the perpetrator of the swirly, or if the toilet has just been used in general.
Johnny's day was to become a further series of eternal disappointments, as the football team ensared him by the neck, to deliver unto him a chocolate swirly; bane of the freshmen.
by radiophonics May 30, 2009
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